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A video game series that has run as long asFinal Fantasyis always going to have an almost endless supply of merch attached to it. For the most part, the merch will be obvious stuff like action figures and t-shirts. However,Square Enixwill occasionally step out of its comfort zone and try something a little different by creating something like, oh, I don’t know, aFinal Fantasy 14massage stick with a Great Serpent on the end of it.
Just in case you didn’t already know, Final Fantasy 14 massage sticks are a thing. They have been for a while which was news to me, but one of them getting a price cut through the Square Enix store resulted in it popping up on my radar. The Great Serpent Of Ronka massage stick, which has the adorable but deadly monster from the wildly popular MMO game perched on the end of it, is currently down to $20.99 and available to order through the link in the box below.
The Great Serpent massage stick is one of two options available and is exactly what you think it is. A weighted stick with a little plush at the end of it that can be used to gently massage your shoulders and back, or a fellow Final Fantasy 14 enthusiast’s back and shoulders if you like.There’s a similar Fat Cat option available, which I prefer, but that one’s not on sale. It isn’t too much more expensive than the Great Serpent option though, available for $29.99.
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Final Fantasy 14 Great Serpent Of Ronka Massage Stick
Final Fantasy 14 merch includes this Great Serpent of Ronka massage stick. A weight stick that puts a plush version of the little serpent on the end that can be used to gently massage your back and shoulders.
2024 is a big year for Final Fantasy 14 as the release of its next big expansion, Dawntrail is fast approaching. The MMO’s first expansion since 2021, the arrival of Dawntrail is now less than two months away, releasing on all platforms on July 2. That includesXboxas 2024 is a big year for Final Fantasy 14 not just because of Dawntrail, but also because the game is finally available to play on Xbox.
There are Final Fantasy 14 options available inUniqlo’s new Final Fantasy collectiontoo, nestled among designs inspired by the Pixel Remasters andFinal Fantasy 16. A busy time for fans who like to play everything from the Final Fantasy series as many of us scramble to finishFinal Fantasy 7 Rebirthbefore Dawntrail’s launch, repeatedly sidetracked by side content making what is already a very long game even longer.
